from: 1490092980
to: 4294967295
channel: 31
decoded {
  portnum: TEXT_MESSAGE_APP
  bitfield: 1
}
id: 390589993
rx_snr: -7.75
hop_limit: 4
rx_rssi: -99
hop_start: 5
relay_node: 6
transport_mechanism: TRANSPORT_LORA

Seriously. Someone come hang my Christmas lights. I hate ladders